"on Paris boulevards, insulting to any lady." (U15.1066)
"I have it still. It represents a partially nude seƱorita, frail and lovely (his wife, as he solemnly assured me, taken by him from nature), practising illicit intercourse with a muscular torero, evidently a blackguard. He urged me to do likewise, to misbehave, to sin with officers of the garrison. He implored me to soil his letter in an unspeakable manner, to chastise him as he richly deserves, to bestride and ride him, to give him a most vicious horsewhipping.

MRS BELLINGHAM
Me too.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY
Me too.
(Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters received from Bloom.)" (U15.1066)
"THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS
Very much so! I'll make it hot for you. I'll make you dance Jack Latten for that.

MRS BELLINGHAM
Tan his breech well, the upstart! Write the stars and stripes on it!

MRS YELVERTON BARRY
Disgraceful! There's no excuse for him! A married man!" (U15.1087)
"BLOOM
All these people. I meant only the spanking idea. A warm tingling glow without effusion. Refined birching to stimulate the circulation." (U15.1094)
"THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS
(Laughs derisively.) O, did you, my fine fellow? Well, by the living God, you'll get the surprise of your life now, believe me, the most unmerciful hiding a man ever bargained for." (U15.1097)

Note: This is Marie Kendall, otherwise charming soubrette, as a lion tamer
"You have lashed the dormant tigress in my nature into fury." (U15.1100)
"MRS BELLINGHAM
(Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses vindictively.) Make him smart, Hanna dear. Give him ginger. Thrash the mongrel within an inch of his life. The cat-o' nine-tails. Geld him. Vivisect him.

BLOOM
(Shuddering, shrinking, joins his hands, with hangdog mien.) O cold! O shivery! It was your ambrosial beauty. Forget, forgive. Kismet. Let me off this once. (He offers the other cheek.)

MRS YELVERTON BARRY
(Severely.) Don't do so on any account, Mrs Talboys! He should be soundly trounced!" (U15.1102)
"THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS
(Unbuttoning her gauntlet violently.) I'll do no such thing. Pig dog and always was ever since he was pupped! To dare address me! I'll flog him black and blue in the public streets. I'll dig my spurs in him up to the rowel. He is a wellknown cuckold. (She swishes her huntingcrop savagely in the air.) Take down his trousers without loss of time. Come here, sir! Quick! Ready?

BLOOM
(Trembling, beginning to obey.) The weather has been so warm." (U15.1113)
"(Davy Stephens, ringletted, passes with a bevy of barefoot newsboys.)

DAVY STEPHENS
Messenger of the Sacred Heart and Evening Telegraph with Saint Patrick's Day supplement. Containing the new addresses of all the cuckolds in Dublin." (U15.1122)
"and the featureless face of a Nameless One.)

THE NAMELESS ONE
Bareback riding. Weight for age. Gob, he organised her.

THE JURORS
(All their heads turned to his voice.) Really?

THE NAMELESS ONE
(Snarls.) Arse over tip. Hundred shillings to five." (U15.1143)
"THE JURORS
(All their heads lowered in assent.) Most of us thought as much.

FIRST WATCH
He is a marked man. Another girl's plait cut. Wanted: Jack the Ripper. A thousand pounds reward." (U15.1150)
"SECOND WATCH
(Awed, whispers.) And in black. A mormon. Anarchist.

THE CRIER
(loudly) Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a well known dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a public nuisance to the citizens of Dublin and whereas at this commission of assizes the most honourable ...." (U15.1155)
"(His Honour, sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, in judicial garb of grey stone rises from the bench, stonebearded. He bears in his arms an umbrella sceptre. From his forehead arise starkly the Mosaic ramshorns.)" (U15.1162)
"(The bells of George's church toll slowly, loud dark iron.)

THE BELLS
Heigho! Heigho!

BLOOM
(desperately) Wait. Stop. Gulls. Good heart. I saw. Innocence." (U15.1184)
"Girl in the monkeyhouse. Zoo. Lewd chimpanzee." (U15.1188)
"JOHN O'CONNELL
(Foghorns stormily through his megaphone.) Dignam, Patrick T, deceased.

PADDY DIGNAM
(With pricked up ears, winces.) Overtones. (He wriggles forward and places an ear to the ground.) My masters' voice!" (U15.1243)
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