"Father Malachi O'Flynn, in a lace petticoat and reversed chasuble, his two left feet back to the front, celebrates camp mass. The Reverend Mr Hugh C Haines Love M.A. in a plain cassock and mortarboard, his head and collar back to the front, holds over the celebrant's head an open umbrella.)"
(U15.4693)
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"FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN
Introibo ad altare diaboli."
(U15.4698)
Introibo ad altare diaboli."
(U15.4698)
"THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE
To the devil which hath made glad my young days.
FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN
(takes from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host) Corpus meum.
THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE
(raises high behind the celebrant's petticoat, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which a carrot is stuck) My body."
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To the devil which hath made glad my young days.
FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN
(takes from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host) Corpus meum.
THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE
(raises high behind the celebrant's petticoat, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which a carrot is stuck) My body."
(U15.4700)
"THE VOICE OF ALL THE DAMNED
Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol eht rof, Aiulella!
(From on high the voice of Adonai calls.)
ADONAI
Dooooooooooog!"
(U15.4707)
Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol eht rof, Aiulella!
(From on high the voice of Adonai calls.)
ADONAI
Dooooooooooog!"
(U15.4707)
"(The retriever, nosing on the fringe of the crowd, barks noisily.)
BLOOM
(runs to Lynch) Can't you get him away?
LYNCH
He likes dialectic, the universal language. Kitty! (to Bloom) Get him away, you. He won't listen to me.
(He drags Kitty away.)"
(U15.4722)
BLOOM
(runs to Lynch) Can't you get him away?
LYNCH
He likes dialectic, the universal language. Kitty! (to Bloom) Get him away, you. He won't listen to me.
(He drags Kitty away.)"
(U15.4722)
"(points) Exit Judas. Et laqueo se suspendit.
BLOOM
(runs to Stephen) Come along with me now before worse happens. Here's your stick.
STEPHEN
Stick, no. Reason. This feast of pure reason.
OLD GUMMY GRANNY
(thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand) Remove him, acushla. At 8.35 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be free. (she prays) O good God, take him!" (U15.4730)
BLOOM
(runs to Stephen) Come along with me now before worse happens. Here's your stick.
STEPHEN
Stick, no. Reason. This feast of pure reason.
OLD GUMMY GRANNY
(thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand) Remove him, acushla. At 8.35 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be free. (she prays) O good God, take him!" (U15.4730)
"PRIVATE CARR
(Breaks loose.) I'll insult him.
(He rushes towards Stephen, fists outstretched, and strikes him in the face. Stephen totters, collapses, falls, stunned. He lies prone, his face to the sky, his hat rolling to the wall. Bloom follows and picks it up.)"
(U15.4745)
(Breaks loose.) I'll insult him.
(He rushes towards Stephen, fists outstretched, and strikes him in the face. Stephen totters, collapses, falls, stunned. He lies prone, his face to the sky, his hat rolling to the wall. Bloom follows and picks it up.)"
(U15.4745)
"MAJOR TWEEDY
(loudly) Carbine in bucket! Cease fire! Salute!"
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(loudly) Carbine in bucket! Cease fire! Salute!"
(U15.4751)
"THE RETRIEVER
(barking furiously) Ute ute ute ute ute ute ute ute.
THE CROWD
Let him up! Don't strike him when he's down! Air! Who? The soldier hit him. He's a professor. Is he hurted? Don't manhandle him! He's fainted!
A HAG
What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under the influence."
(U15.4753)
(barking furiously) Ute ute ute ute ute ute ute ute.
THE CROWD
Let him up! Don't strike him when he's down! Air! Who? The soldier hit him. He's a professor. Is he hurted? Don't manhandle him! He's fainted!
A HAG
What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under the influence."
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"Let them go and fight the Boers!"
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"THE BAWD
Listen to who's talking! Hasn't the soldier a right to go with his girl? He gave him the coward's blow.
(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit.)"
(U15.4761)
Listen to who's talking! Hasn't the soldier a right to go with his girl? He gave him the coward's blow.
(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit.)"
(U15.4761)
"THE RETRIEVER
(barking) Wow wow wow.
BLOOM
(shoves them back, loudly) Get back, stand back!
PRIVATE COMPTON
(tugging his comrade) Here. Bugger off, Harry. Here's the cops!"
(U15.4765)
(barking) Wow wow wow.
BLOOM
(shoves them back, loudly) Get back, stand back!
PRIVATE COMPTON
(tugging his comrade) Here. Bugger off, Harry. Here's the cops!"
(U15.4765)
"(Two raincaped watch [policemen], tall, stand in the group.)
FIRST WATCH
What's wrong here?
PRIVATE COMPTON
We were with this lady. And he insulted us. And assaulted my chum."
(U15.4771)
FIRST WATCH
What's wrong here?
PRIVATE COMPTON
We were with this lady. And he insulted us. And assaulted my chum."
(U15.4771)
"PRIVATE CARR
(lurches towards the watch) He insulted my lady friend.
BLOOM
(angrily) You hit him without provocation. I'm a witness. Constable, take his regimental number.
SECOND WATCH
I don't want your instructions in the discharge of my duty.
PRIVATE COMPTON
(pulling his comrade) Here, bugger off Harry."
(U15.4785)
(lurches towards the watch) He insulted my lady friend.
BLOOM
(angrily) You hit him without provocation. I'm a witness. Constable, take his regimental number.
SECOND WATCH
I don't want your instructions in the discharge of my duty.
PRIVATE COMPTON
(pulling his comrade) Here, bugger off Harry."
(U15.4785)
"Or Bennett'll shove you in the lockup.
PRIVATE CARR
(staggering as he is pulled away) God fuck old Bennett. He's a whitearsed bugger. I don't give a shit for him."
(U15.4793)
PRIVATE CARR
(staggering as he is pulled away) God fuck old Bennett. He's a whitearsed bugger. I don't give a shit for him."
(U15.4793)
"FIRST WATCH
(takes out his notebook) What's his name?
BLOOM
(peering over the crowd) I just see a car there. If you give me a hand a second, sergeant....
FIRST WATCH
Name and address."
(U15.4798)
(takes out his notebook) What's his name?
BLOOM
(peering over the crowd) I just see a car there. If you give me a hand a second, sergeant....
FIRST WATCH
Name and address."
(U15.4798)