AEOLUS
"And he wrote a book in which he took away the palm of beauty from Argive Helen and handed it to poor Penelope.
Poor Penelope. Penelope Rich." (U7.1038)
[*Ed. The Greek philosopher Antisthenes, as recorded by Diogenes, wrote a lost treatise titled 'On Helen and Penelope', in which he stripped the palm of beauty away from Helen (~ chaos of the Trojan War) and praised virtuous Penelope instead.]