"she's better or she's (ow!) all a plan so he could vamoose with the pool if he won or (Jesus, full up I was) trading without a licence (ow!) Ireland my nation says he (hoik! phthook!) never be up to those bloody (there's the last of it) Jerusalem (ah!) cuckoos." (U12.1568)
Chap. VI of 'The Symptoms, Nature, Cause and Cure of a Gonorrhoea' by W. Cockburn speaks 'Of the Sharpness and Pain in making Water.'